In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines…

no you don’t get it

this was my childhood

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"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

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i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

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Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

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toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

relationship goals


how do i get over someone who i never dated

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  • Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
  • Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.