kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

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amerikhantrash:

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

(Source: wellmuddasick, via deerworld)

Timestamp: 1406090090

peaceloveandbrittana:

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

(Source: indeedisayexquisite, via i-need-some-friends)

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blondeunicornz:

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

relationship goals

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

(via aprildays)

  • Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
  • Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

Philosopher’s stone + chapters (insp.)

(Source: gifharrypotter, via brandocubed)

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